Kiffin Saga Forces Louisiana Men To Admit They Haven’t Heard a Word Their Wives Said For Two Solid Weeks

Experts say the statewide “Kiffin trance” wiped out all male listening skills for nearly two weeks, leaving wives talking to human statues who only responded to coaching-news keywords.
Bond Commission Signs Off on New Orleans’ Loan After Requesting the City Provide a Current Phone Bill and Proof of Residence

State officials approved New Orleans’ emergency loan only after the city provided a current phone bill and proof of residence, requirements typically reserved for college freshmen renting their first apartment.