Baton Rouge Rain So Predictable Lately Steve Caparotta Starts Reviewing Mexican Restaurants Instead of Weather

Baton Rouge has officially reached the point where the weather forecast never changes, so one Meteorologist has started reviewing tacos instead.
Louisiana Residents to Begin Ranking Hurricanes by Which One Caused Least Entergy Surcharges

Louisiana residents are reportedly no longer measuring hurricanes by wind speed or flooding, but by how devastating the Entergy surcharge becomes six months later after the power finally returns.