Denham Springs Police Raid Local Ice Cream Shop, Seize 12 Cases of Rum Raisin
Officers warned that Rum Raisin posed a “moral threat,” even going so far as to bag the tubs as evidence of frozen rebellion. Critics say the raid shows the city clings to Prohibition logic whenever it suits them.
LSU Grad With Master’s in Finance Shocked to Learn Student Loans Must Be Repaid
An LSU graduate with a master’s in finance says he was emotionally unprepared for loan repayment. Experts agree—it’s one of the worst cases of academic irony since a chemistry major claimed not to “believe in molecules.”
Morris Bart Questions High Insurance Rates While Standing on Literal Pile of Settlement Checks
Morris Bart took to social media to speak about high insurance rates—while standing on a pile of checks tall enough to qualify as a traffic hazard. Some say irony isn’t dead, it’s just very well compensated.
Escaped Inmate Calls 911 After Ending Up on Siegen Lane, Begs to Return to Prison
A work-release inmate’s escape ended in sheer terror when he found himself on Siegen Lane, surrounded by vagrants, impromptu street vendors, and unlicensed security guards. In fear, he called 911—begging to go back to prison.