Rock the Country Organizers Nominated for “Best Simulation of Baton Rouge Traffic” Award
What was supposed to be a country music celebration quickly turned into a four-hour meditation on regret, dehydration, and two-lane road design. Rock the Country gave fans everything but entry.
Kid Rock to Perform in Livingston, Experts Seeing Spike in Jorts Sales
Kid Rock is bringing his denim-clad chaos to Livingston Parish, and local stores are bracing for a surge in jorts, flag bandanas, and mullet-related grooming emergencies. Experts are calling it “a fashion crisis wrapped in freedom.”