New Proposal Would Replace Inspection Stickers With Front-End Alignment Checks
Louisiana lawmakers are floating a bill to replace traditional vehicle inspections with monthly alignment checkups—because at this point, if your wheels are still straight, you’re already a survivor of the state’s infrastructure gauntlet.
Locals Add Comite Diversion Completion to ‘List of Things Less Likely Than an LSU Season With No Arrests’
Locals recently added the Comite Diversion Canal’s actual completion to the same list as an LSU football season with no arrests—right between “affordable insurance” and “a functional city council.”
State Legislators Suggest City-Parish Takeover of CATS, Citing Their Expertise in Going Nowhere
Local leaders promise big transit upgrades, starting with the important stuff—like a new logo and committee meetings. The only physical improvement so far? A brand-new bus stop surrounded by caution tape and bulldozers.