Jeff Landry Taps Baton Rouge Traffic Engineers to Design Underground Carbon Storage, Ensuring It Goes Absolutely Nowhere
Landry says hiring Baton Rouge traffic engineers guarantees captured carbon will experience immediate delays, no clear path forward, and absolutely no chance of going anywhere.
Trump Bridge Plan Advances, Officials Confirm It Will Be Built Right After Everyone Calms Down
Officials confirmed construction will begin immediately after Louisiana residents achieve the unprecedented milestone of 24 consecutive hours without arguing about politics online or in traffic.