Officials Confirm Entire Pecue Lane Corridor Was Designed Using SimCity on Maximum Difficulty

Local drivers say navigating Pecue Lane now feels less like commuting and more like participating in a city-sponsored endurance competition.
St. George Man Celebrates One Year Anniversary of Attempting Left Turn at Pecue and Highland

A St. George man marked one full year attempting a single left turn at Pecue and Highland, as family celebrated roadside and officials confirmed solutions remain under extended, ongoing study.
Judge Evicts Store Owner From Highland Road Property, Clarifies Criminal Activity Welcome to Continue

A judge has officially shut down the store but not the scene, removing the owner while leaving everything else exactly where it’s always been.
Future Highland and Pecue Traffic Light to Be Showcased in National Museum of Poor Planning

Baton Rouge’s latest “upgrade” funnels thousands of interstate cars into a two-lane dead end at Highland and Pecue. Residents rejected a traffic circle, ensuring the new light will soon join Government Street construction as a permanent case study in dysfunction.
DA Declares Highland Food Mart a Nuisance But Still Much Safer Than Siegen Lane at Night

Hillar Moore’s crackdown on a Highland gas station drew laughs when he noted the store, despite its sketchy reputation, remains less dangerous than Siegen Lane. Residents say they’d rather gamble with the Food Mart’s parking lot dice game than turn left onto Siegen.