‘I’d Rather Do Time Than Eat Texas Gumbo’ – Massey on Why He Never Left Louisiana
Massey, the fugitive who refused to flee, said the thought of tasteless gumbo across state lines was too much. “It ain’t worth it,” he told deputies.
New Orleans Escapee Caught After Binging Shawshank Redemption on Jail’s Wi‑Fi and Netflix Account
After six weeks on the run, Massey was undone by his commitment to streaming jailbreak films on the jail’s own Wi-Fi connection.