After Five Years, Picardy-Perkins Connector Officially Entering Advanced Stages of Partial Completion
Residents say the Picardy-Perkins project has somehow looked both abandoned and nearly finished since 2023, a level of confusion only East Baton Rouge government could successfully maintain for five straight years.
Local Developers Unveil “Oak Creek Preserve” Subdivision on Completely Treeless Land
“Oak Creek Preserve” reportedly features no oaks, no creek, and absolutely nothing being preserved, but residents will enjoy luxury vinyl flooring and a retention pond.
East Baton Rouge Leaders Encourage Residents to Lower Expectations to Improve Overall Satisfaction Ratings
Baton Rouge leaders reportedly believe the key to improving public satisfaction isn’t fixing problems, but convincing residents to stop expecting roads, traffic, and drainage to function in the first place.
Jeff Landry Taps Baton Rouge Traffic Engineers to Design Underground Carbon Storage, Ensuring It Goes Absolutely Nowhere
Landry says hiring Baton Rouge traffic engineers guarantees captured carbon will experience immediate delays, no clear path forward, and absolutely no chance of going anywhere.