City Rolls Out Curfew: Late-Night Taco Bell Runs Now Classified as Felonies

Baton Rouge’s new curfew outlaws late-night Taco Bell cravings, classifying Crunchwrap runs after 10 p.m. as felonies. City leaders say it’s about crime prevention; teenagers say it’s about depriving them of nacho fries and questionable life choices.
BR Officials to Launch Program Called “Parenting,” Refer to it as Curfew Enforcement

Baton Rouge’s new curfew, dubbed a “groundbreaking parenting program,” has sparked both eye-rolls and debate. Proponents say the policy will curb truancy, while critics argue it only proves city leaders think bedtime is cheaper than fixing schools.