Minnesota Democrats Warn That Stopping Fraud Could Damage Community Trust in Future Fraud January 1, 2026
Government Admits Chemtrail Program Delayed After Difficulty Finding Pilots Willing to Poison Their Own Families December 31, 2025
Group Studying Mississippi River Bridge Feasibility Now Tasked With Reviewing U.S.–Greenland Connection at Landry’s Direction December 24, 2025
Trump Campaign Calls Nicki Minaj Endorsement a “Cultural Drop,” Declines to Explain Further December 24, 2025
Chuck Schumer Earns Lowest Approval Leader Crown, Now Less Popular Than Waiting in DMV Line December 24, 2025
Jeff Landry Mandates Live Polar Bears Appear at All Future Greenland Football Games, Calls It “Tradition-Building” December 23, 2025
Landry Signs Executive Order to Build Tony Chachere’s Distribution Center in Greenland After Discovering Food There Has “No Real Seasoning” December 22, 2025
As Newly Appointed Envoy to Greenland, Jeff Landry Immediately Demands to See Their Football Coaching Contract December 22, 2025
