For the Bold, the Brave, and the Chronically Dehydrated.
You’ve read the headlines. You’ve laughed through the dysfunction. Now sip your sweet tea—or your poor decisions—from 40 ounces of etched sarcasm. Not printed. Etched. Like the Constitution, but actually useful.
This white tumbler keeps drinks cold, hot, or lukewarm—just like your feelings about local politics.
It holds enough liquid to survive one St. George city council meeting, two Livingston Parish scandals or a property tax hike-induced panic attack.
It fits cupholders, irritates both sides of the aisle, and might qualify as emergency flotation.
Dishwasher safe. Judgment resistant.
Buy one for yourself, your neck-tatted cousin, or your future ex-mayor.
Because nothing says “I drink to cope” like The Sadvocate etched into a tumbler big enough to drown Baton Rouge’s hope.
